Let me be honest, this is a hilarious story
“Gentlements, don’t be boring” said Paris, as she said down next to Anthony and Steve.
You will ask who the fcuk is Paris.
Well, who the fcuk are Steve and Anthony anyway
I can tell you Simon is Steve,
Both names were made up for a reason, to hide our true identity. “Role Playing so to speak.”
Someone called Paris had a thing for Anthony and really not so much on Steve. oh……
She obvious keen on Anthony. Anthony has kindly brought her a pint!
The funny thing was, Steve was not brothered at all, because she only scored 2 out of 10 on his scale (It would had been 1 out of 10 if Steve was sober!).
In fact, Steve would regard my self very very unlucky if she had anything interest on Steve!
And Steve was keep sending text to Anthony that “She is going to eat you alive”
“Should I tell Paris your room number”
Steve was simply winding Anthony up.
Steve cannot stop taking the piss.
Anthony was trying to tell Steve to get out.
So Steve buggered off.
But Steve REALLY though he need to make sure Anthony was ok.
He came back (1st time)
He saw Anthony as he was about to call Steve outside the pub.
Steve went “How are you ANTHONY!!!”
Anthony: “I am fine, I can handle myself, thank you”
Steve and Anthony then headed back to their rooms.
Steve then though “as courtesy” he should return to the bar to see how Paris was, (2nd Time)
At the end of the day, She was quite Fcuk up, anything could had happened.
As he returns to the bar, he was surprised to see Anthony was there.
So he withdrawn himself back to his room and wrote this blog… … … … …
Next morning, Steve continued the p taking.
Jerry Springer: “Take care yourselves and each other!” echoed by Steve